2012年12月时事通讯

2012年12月时事通讯,我收到了Dreamhost Brett的邮件,很有意思,哈哈。

内容如下:

Sadly, this will be our last newsletter. The Earth is going away.

I have it on good authority (rhymes with ‘ikipedia’) that the end of the world is coming – sooner than you might think. December 21st, 2012 is THE day.

That’s it. Finito. The Mayans said so. Sort of. Not really. It’s all over the news and the Internet, so I’m pretty sure it’s happening.

On December 22nd I’m fairly certain that our network, servers, and everything else that lives within our offices and datacenters will still be there.

But what good is the Internet if nobody’s around to use it?

I, for one, am making preparations by doing everything I’ve always wanted to do!

I started by selling everything I own.

As of about a week ago, I’ve stopped wearing clothes.

I’m trying one new illegal drug a day for the rest of my life.

I’m devoting all of my free time to the creation of horrendous art.

I’ve discovered a newfound appreciation for fire, low-grade pyrotechnics, and things that glow.

I’ve got piercings in my earlobes that are so big you can see right through them!

I’ve attempted to barter for goods and services with bottled water, alcohol, and sex. (Key word – attempted.)

I’ve learned to juggle fire and swallow swords.

Wait a minute…

The Mayans didn’t predict the end of the world.

They predicted Burning Man!

CRAP.

I…have to make some phone calls.

Also, does anyone know how long salvia lasts?

-Brett

屌丝男是什么意思?

屌丝是一种网络流行的新称谓,该词最早的来源网友对“李毅吧”球迷的恶搞称谓,有嘲讽之意,但却被李毅吧的球迷就此领受下来。“屌丝”二字蕴含着无奈和自嘲的意味。“屌丝”们自我评价“穷、臭、矮、锉”,这和“高、富、帅”形成鲜明对比的自我评价恰恰代表了最广大年轻人最真实的面貌。
“屌丝”多指年轻男性,他们出身卑微,他们称自己的工作为“搬砖”,他们爱网游、爱贴吧、爱“女神”也爱幻想,却缺乏行动力,想做而不敢做;他们内心虚荣,却又不屑“高富帅”而故作清高;他们自卑、自贱却也自以为是;他们是善良的,他们也是懦弱的。几乎任何宏大叙事都与屌丝们无缘,他们不是有志青年,职场精英,屌丝在餐馆吃饭总是躲在角落里,看演出坐在最后一排。
从内涵的角度看,这个词是对于当下一个特定青年群体的描写,他们出身卑微、相貌平凡,却又有抱负,“经常到网上侃历史和政治,仿佛自己是学者”。“屌丝”一词,遂成为一个带有自嘲,而又有些“嘲他”的贬义词。

近期骗子的新招数

互联网盛行的时代,骗子的招数是层出不穷啊。
今天刚接收到最新的一个骗术讯息:
2012.09.26下午15:30左右,接到上海虹口邮局的电话,说我在邮局有一个未签收的邮件。
我就奇了怪,有邮件起码先上门吧,没人在家也有电话呀,于是先不想那么多,继续…
打电话过去咨询,有一个编号为“001986”的邮件,是从公安局大门出来的,随后帮我转到公安局电话。我回答好的。

故事开始…
骗子接起电话,听声音很正经:“110,什么事?”
“查询邮递”。我回答。
骗子:“编号是多少?”

接着骗子一脸正经说:“我这边是广东佛山南海公安局分局,我这边有个法院的传单,让我今天下午5点之前必须赶到法院,否则后果自行承担。由于最近骗子很多,我待会会给你做个电话录音,给你做个记录,确认信息。”
我:“好的”。
骗子说:“我这边是广东佛山南海公安局分局,电话是86338461,让我拨打0757-114咨询是不是广东佛山南海公安局分局。”心里一慌,公安局,经咨询正确,流汗。
骗子继续说:“我待会打你的手机,看来电显示是不是86338461。”经确认无误,狂汗。
最后骗子兄弟待会要给我录音了,我没心情陪他玩了,打开电脑,网上一搜,瞬间:“XXX,XXXXXX,XX。”
骗子兄弟自动关闭电话…